Blonde jokes


I have a daughter that’s blonde; all through her childhood she has been up against being told about blondes and the jokes surrounding them.
One day her brunette sister was telling her a joke. Hey, do you know why blondes wear shoulder pads? As she nods her head from side to side she says “I don’t know”, we laugh as usual, but my 12 year old blonde daughter gives us the”eye” and says ” whatever, I would rather be blonde than a black head”. So needless to say, more jokes poured in….

One day she went to dinner with her friend and her friends parents. The waitress came over to take their order and she ordered a hamburger, “how do you want it cooked”? “Oh, over easy ” she replies, then embarrassed she says, ” oh I mean medium.

My blonde step daughter was in the car with us and watching a construction crew tearing down a gas station asks her dad “daddy… did the gas station run out of gas?” We smiled. ….


About whimsicalwanderingsofluvroses99

I love to travel the states and have done a little traveling overseas, not as much as I'd love to. .I LOVE life, life is what you make it, so I enjoy it as much as I can! :-)
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One Response to Blonde jokes

  1. korea2012 says:

    Ha-ha thanks mom for ratting me out to the public 😉 love your stories keep it up…..


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